According to The Black Fox, You Might Have An Addiction to MDRF if. . . .
	. . .anytime you look at a map of Maryland, you look for Crownsville first! . . .a month after the season closes, you still find yourself yelling "Huzzah!" at any live performance. . . .re-watch video of MDRF and get misty-eyed. . . .have MDRF characters in your dreams, then wake up and whisper to your significant other "I see Renaissance People!" . . .a Pyrates Royale CD has a permanent disc place in your car's CD changer. . . .you constantly go back to the MDRF homepage to check for any changes whatsoever. . . .spend more than three hours of your life each year trying to find new ways to take time off your travel to MDRF. . . .upon hearing any Jeopardy question about Henry VIII, your ears twitch and your head tilts like a dog's. . . .your Newsgroup Filter only allows posts with "MDRF" in the subject line. . . .when you refer to karoke at any bar as "PubSing." . . .out of instinct, you check where you put your mug after using any port-a-pot, anywhere. . . .you refer to any month that's not August-October as "off-season." . . .when you meet any castmember outside of MDRF and they DON'T use their faire accent, you're disappointed. . . .(800) 296-7304 is on your speed-dial. . . .you proofread all your children's material when they're involved in a medieval/renaissance unit at school. . . .anytime you find an inch of gravel dust on your car it makes you smile. . . .you take care of your Fairever Pass better than you take care of your credit cards & driver's license. . . .a shooter must involve an oyster or it doesn't "count." . . .you look for yourself in the background of MDRF photos posted on the web. . . . when you put away your ren garb for the year and find a pebble in your shoe from MDRF, you put it in a jewelry box.